Joke-wealth

( copied from an unknown email )  

AND WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT RICH

 Silver in the Hair

Gold in the Teeth

Stones in the Kidneys 

Sugar in the Blood. 

Lead in the Ass. 

Iron in the Arteries. 

And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. 

You never thought You'd accumulate such wealth

After laugh, don't forget to proclaim the word of God " 3 John : 2 Dear friend, I pray that you may enjoy good health and that all may go well with you, even as your soul is getting along well. " 

His words are as medicines ( Prover 4 :22 ) - for they are life ( God's words ) to those who find them ( God's words ) and health to a man's whole body. 

Health is Wealth.